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Friday, December 27, 2013

The Best Council Ever

Big B, Stickman, Loony Lawyer, Langra Tyagi, Mario
As a badge holder in high school, you’re expected to lead by example. You’re told to be on your best behavior around the clock. You’re reminded that people will follow your example to a T. But funnily enough, five young men weren’t made fully aware of that responsibility.

Five men, from very different backgrounds amalgamated into the student council at Don Bosco Park Circus: Goan, Punjabi, Rajasthani, Gujarati, a little bit of Bengali, and a hint of Portuguese: it was all there.

Led by Big B - who famously had veto power - Langra Tyagi, Stickman, Loony Lawyer and Mario donned this responsibility daily. Four men, who had four different houses to lead every day, with one prefect to rule them all.

And that is where the fun began.

Fun: more so in the final year of our three year tenure, in Grade XII between 2010 and 2011. The last hurrah for high school students: made frightening by the impending board exams. Or so the authorities thought.

Exams were the last thing that we worried about. After all, there are plenty of opportunities to pass or fail exams in the future, there’s four years of college for all that. But there was only going to be one opportunity to enjoy life as a student council member.

“You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime”

Bosco Fest 2010 was looming, and it was our time to shine. After two years of seeing how it’s done, there was our chance to go one better. Like the Fest motto, we had a “Vision, Venture and a Victory.” Our motto as the council, I’d like to think, was simple: to have as much fun as possible, having fun while having fun!

Confused? Don’t be.

Picture five guys in uniform – shirts, trousers, ties, the whole nine yards – who hated the idea of sitting in class from more than 20 minutes at a stretch. Five guys who’d rather do something else. Anything! So when Bosco Fest drew near, we found our something else.

“Legalized bunking!”

Yes folks, six hours or more (lunch break not included) spent in the school library working. On occasion, it was six hours or more loitering around the school corridors, looking important.

What work you ask?

"Work"
Time spent online mostly. A facebook status here, a YouTube video there. A little bit of twitter, and a lot of Reddit. Of course when push came to shove, we got stuff done. School representative profiles, fest content, event descriptions, judges, invitations, banners and websites – everything you need to put on a successful show. We had a tech team to do most of the designing, but you know; what’s a tech team without supervisors?

“Welcome to class, staying for long?”

Arguably the best phrase we’d heard during our tenure as the student council. Such was our reputation. We were never in class, yet somehow got our school work done on time.

"I maintain, we may not have been the flashiest or statistically, the most successful council ever, but we sure as hell were the funniest," words from the great Langra Tyagi while reminiscing over a famed ‘phone’ incident in the Vice Principal’s office.   

Call me Maybe?
Nothing serious – just something that brings a chuckle to our faces, even to this day.

"Hello father. Oh, it's you boys!" - Utter that phrase to any one of us - Langra Tyagi, Loony Lawyer or Mario in particular - and I guarantee, you'll get a laugh out of us.

There was this other event that still makes us smile. It was in grade XI. Ruskin Bond, the famed Indian author of British origin, was at school to address students between grades VI and VII.

Of course, being the famous council that we were, all fifteen of us, volunteered to maintain the crowd during this two hour tête-à-tête. Fifteen guys patrolling the middle schoolers like shepherds tending their flocks, all for a chance to meet Mr. Bond.

Upstairs in our respective classes physics, math, and commerce was being taught, with not one care in the world from us. We had our priorities.

Other priorities.


Priorities
Such was our life in high school. We were self-appointed benevolent kings. High school was our reign, Don Bosco was our kingdom. 

Another memory that still lingers fresh, involves our insatiable appetite for adventure. We were those guys who ordered pizzas to the school. Customer name: 'The Council.' Address: 'Don Bosco Park Circus.' If you're wondering whether Dominos delivers to high schools, wonder no more. They do. Or at least they did. That was some experience - pepperoni, olives, mushrooms - the works.


Delivered Hot and Fresh in 30 minutes
Now almost three years since we called time on our reign, the memories are fond and satisfying.

Did we have fun? You bet.

Would we go back and relive those days? In a heartbeat.

Such was our love to the school, we’d gained a reputation. A reputation that we would somehow be able to work magic and get people out of trouble.

For instance, and I won’t go naming names, we had to somehow get ‘class skipping’ leave sanctioned, on multiple occasions, hours after the skipping in question had occurred. And yes, in case you’re wondering, we succeeded - every single time.

In fact, trying to get week long written leave for ourselves sanctioned by our vice principal was a topic of discussion, to 'save paper.' It didn’t work, but golly we still got our daily leave sanctioned, promptly before 9 o'clock. Sanctioned to the degree where the phrase "Allow the Five Musketeers to Work in the Library" was used on one instance.

Yes folks, our vice principal called us musketeers. It was the greatest thing ever.


A picture is worth a thousand words
So now as I look back on those glorious days, I can’t help but want to relive them over again. College and life has plenty to offer us, but nothing matches the exuberance that high school had to offer. We were young, we were carefree. 

But more importantly, we were family.

We had each others backs and we battled against each other for the House Cup. In the end Stickman walked away with the House Cup. Langra Tyagi walked away with the sports trophy.

But in truth, we were all winners.

When sports day came around, we were among the lucky group of council members who got a chance to march with the school flags. That was the icing on the cake. Sports days occurred every other year, so there were council members who never got the chance to march with the school flags.

But not us.

You’d think we had a tough job as council members, it was quite the opposite. Being part of a fantastic batch of students that graduated in 2011 was the real reason for our success. Quizzers, debaters, athletes, musicians, dancers – we had a talented bunch all around with plenty of reserves.

So it was no surprise when Don Bosco romped to victories in various city-school fests: Xuberance, Odyssey, Boscotsav, the Jubilee Quiz, Bosco Fest, Concord, even the prestigious Frank Anthony Memorial All India Debate – it was a combined team effort and when push came to shove, we gave it all for our school.

“And the first place trophy goes to… Don Bosco School, Park Circus.”

The Spoils of War

Off the field and in the class room it was no different.  To this day, the Class of 2011 still holds the highest aggregate scores both in the ICSE and the ISC exams between 1997 and 2013 – 85.87% in the ISCE and a little over 88% in the ISC. Yes, we truly were a talented bunch, now spread all over the country, spread across the world. 

As a council member, it was an honour to lead and be led by this group.

I could have asked for a lot more in life, but couldn't have asked for a better group of guys to graduate alongside. Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, remember, Don Bosco Park Circus Class of 2011: “We were a class apart!”

“Let it roll, baby, roll 
Let it roll, all night long”

Etched Forever

Friday, November 11, 2011

Memoirs Of A Science Student...



XIIA. Legends Are Made Here...



XIA and XIIA will always remain special to me. Not for the math or the physics that we were taught but for everything else that transpired behind the doors of that hallowed classroom.

The fact that we had ‘Bewra’ who was always drunk! 

KC and group, need WE say more? Up Franco, Tanumoy, Aman, and the man, Subhajit!

Mr. Raghunath who got an ink stain from “the physics lab”

Me to Mr. Raghunath: “Sir I don’t follow. Explain."
Mr. Raghunath: "Come here and look and the tree."
Me: "Sir, White Flowers?"
Mr. Raghunath: "yes, now you know the answer go back!"

*Mr. Sumit walks into class with pre board papers.*
Me: "Sir, Have I passed finally?"
Mr. Sumit: "I’ll tell you soon. Sit."
Me:"No sir. NOW!"
Mr. Sumit: "You passed"
Me: "Finally..."

Mrs. Dhar (To Aamir and Me):  "Welcome to class. Staying for long?"

Mrs. Dhar: "Class revision. Pick any topic from the book I’ll give you a question"
(The usual statics, electricity, heat and gyan comes out)
Mrs. Dhar: "Victor your turn to pick."
Me: "Ma’am, logic gates"
Soham (After 5 seconds):" Hahahaha"

Class: "Sir, why do you crack PJ’s?"
Mr. Sanchayan: "I crack Pj’s because I can’t afford Rj’s"

Mr. Sanchayan (Exasperatedly to the class):  "How much more time till the period ends?"

Mr. Banerjee: "Every religion has a dark side."
Overheard: "Ours is the church!"

Mrs. "Shaw: Victor and Francisco, kitaab laya?"
Us: "No ma’am."
Mrs. Shaw: "Very good!"

*So Arka was scratching his hairy legs in class. and Mrs. Chatterjee sees him*
Mrs. Chatterjee: "What are you DOING??"
Arka: “Ma’am scratching.”

Rhythm goes to the library before Bosco Fest to bunk class! Mrs. Acharyya (Who happens to teach the commerce section) scolds him!
Arka happened to bunk as well. He walks up to her
Arka: “Ma'am. I have a debating audition to go to”and Walks out scot free."

Random People: "What did you just say Ale?"
Ale: “Ehhhhhhh. Bhuley gechi.”

Anna (At the canteen seeing Debarpan, Arka or Me): “Gerabee? Gerabee?”

Soham:”I was taeling...."

”Mr. Sumit (To Arka): “Yeah what's going on there?”
Me: “Sir he's gay!”
Mr. Sumit (To Arka): “Yeah, then come over here."

”Mrs. Dhar: “If you are not busy you are dizzy!"

”Science exhibition *our project FAIL*
Arka: “Dara. Shombhu chemical pump shikhiye chilo.”
Debarpan: "Tai lagabo.”
Me: What?
Debarpan:  “Shombhu class six-e chemical pump shikhiyechilo, retard.”

*At the Science Exhibition*
Siddhant Kanaujia spews out loads of scientific shit about how his project is a non-Newtonian fluid.
*Debarpan glares*
Siddhant: “Actually it’s all crap. It’s just water and cornflour.”

Soham: “Victor! Khabar achey?”
(He was holding my empty tiffin box)

*So we were playing football in class. Mr. Bhual is seen in the corridor*
Vivek: “Bhual aasche”
(Class settles down)
Mr. Bhual (Enters the class and approaches Vivek): “Vivek, vernacular-ey kotha bolish na.”

Alekhya (To almost anything): “This fat, this long.”

There’s a long line of people in the canteen. “Anna roll, Anna chow”
.Debarpan and Me (Daily): Pick up rolls and chow without telling Anna.

Debarpan (To everything): “Kelabo toke...”

So the class is sitting quietly with no noise being made. And suddenly in a loud voice: “CHICKEN!”

*Every week before chemistry practical*
Random person: "Labcoat? labcoat?Jonathan Da Labcoat?"
Jonathan: "This is not a shop!"

Karen (To Jonathan): "You and Jaya keep the lab files so untidily. Look at me and “hole-hole” how neat our lab is!"

*Before ISC Chemistry practical exams began*
Jonathan: *mumbles answers and leaves*

During the Computer Practical 1st term exam the LAN was on and programs were emailed to one another.
During the 2nd term, the LAN was put off, and out came the pen drives.
Technology rules...

*Arka was poking wire into Tanumoy's butt*
Karen: "While you're doing your experiment, he's doing his experiments!"

*Kirit was showing us his page long general remark which faded towards the end*
"Kirit: Cicely's pen ran out in the middle of writing it."

Darpan (slapping someone’s head): "Idiot!"
*And then he finishes a math problem we've been staring at all period in 2 minutes.*

SJV: “I won't tell you where to get pornography. You know that better than I do.”

SJV: “So, last week we were Doing women...”


*Okay, so we were having yet another 'Value Education' class in school*
SJV: Let me tell you a story about three young men who left home for the first time. On the train they were exclaiming: Beef khaben, Modh khaben, Cigarette khaben!"

Mrs. Jayaraman: "I hear a phone ringing! Where izz Zambo Biznu??"
Class: "Ma'am, he's absent!"

In the chemistry lab, Mrs. Jayaraman: "Kaustav Saha and Zambo Biznu, stop talking and do your work."
Class: Ma'am, they BOTH are absent!

Mr. Raghunath: “Hot man?"

Okay so we were waiting in class for our EVE projects.
Shovic's elbow touches his phone and it plays some lame Bollywood song.
Mrs. Chatterjee is alarmed and cries out “What is that?”
Shovic: “ONE TOUCH WIRELESS FM”
And he was suspended!
But he still gets a text out to his girlfriend from Kirit’s phone!

Mr. Raghunath kept talking crap in class one day.
Class: “Sir, Power shoe?”
Mr. Raghunath: “Power shoo!”

If you ever wanted to see a Chicken fight with a chair, Chicky vs Snehajyoti was a sight to marvel at!

Alekhya:  "Don't talk behind my back!!!"
Pravjyot: "But I’m not sitting behind you.."

JP: You boys are here in this world "DUE TO THE BEAUTIFUL UNION OF TWO HUMAN BEINGS"
(Pauses)
 And then adds, "I suppose so"

Pravjyot: "I don't watch porn, I do porn."

There was a ruckus in the computer lab and someone sees SJV walking into the corridor.
He starts shouting "SIBY SIBY SIBY "
SJV hears the voice and comes into the lab screaming “who was shouting Siby Siby SIby? When your dad comes, do you’ll shout “MUKUL MUKUL MUKUL?”

So one day, Chorbi, Pravjyot and Shovic are checking out *ahem* hot moms.
And then spot one, and Chorbi goes, "MILF!! MILF!!" and Shovic joins him.
Two minutes later, they ask Pravjyot if he knows the full form of MILF.
Pravjyot: "Yeah...duh..."
Shovic: "Ki bol toh"
Pravjyot: "My Friends Hot Mom, simple!!"

Mrs. Dhar (to Chorbi): you should use the golf gardens bus instead of public buses. There are lots of trees there which you can use them to show your friendship to girls. I've lived there for 20 years, and have seen many people!!
Darpan (Not knowing how loud he would be): "Have you used it?"

Sampras: "Amay ragash na! Ami Mahabharat korey phelbo!"

Unknown: “Keliye RADIOACTIVE kore debo!!”

Let me recall an event when Sannidhya was explaining Fraunhoffer's lines as directed by Mr. Raghunath.
Here's how Sunny began:Sunny: "Well... the sun consists of many elements, hydrogen, helium, sodium, potassium, THOLLIUM...etc"

Sunny and Francisco (before every exam): “CHUDE CHOMOTKAR!”

Subhajit: Aamar ma ke keno chudbi barra? Baari te maa bon nei?
Mendes: Tui Aamar ma ke keno chudbi bol toh?
Subhajit: Maa bon nei na, maha mushkil.

Mrs. Jayaraman: “Tomorrow is a Chemistry test.”
Subhajit: "Ma'am you’re a liar."

Mrs. Kutar: "What role do trees play in our life? "
*Subhajit shoots his hand up in the air.*
Mrs. Kutar: “Yes”
Subhajit:"Ma'am, an 'important' role."

Mrs. Kutar: "What is GOI?"
Subhajit: "It is 'goi.'"

During the Bengali class, Tanumoy was asked to read the text.
The text had a character called "Maggi."
He purposely mispronounces it as "Maagi."
*The whole class looks at him shocked. Arka, sitting in the first bench, looked at him like he just saw him drop dead.*
The best part was the teachers answer:  "Erom hotei paare."

Mr. Sanchayan: “Wait one minute then hit him. The bell will have rung by then.”

At the time we were having a lot of chaos with students bringing mobile phones to school.
So, Francisco, takes his keys, and under the table starts fiddling with it and starts acting all suspicious.
Mrs. Lingwood sees that, and comes running and asks him to turn out his pockets, which he promptly does, and ma'am only finds his keys.
She leaves utterly disappointed.

After that incident, Francisco puts a sign on his bag saying, "Cell phone here" on one compartment.
Mr. Chattoraj checks his bag, sees the sign and CHECKS ONLY THAT COMPARTMENT in a bag with over four other compartments!

*Vivek was attempting a bicycle kick.*
General statement: "There, he goes down!"

This isn’t 12A but Rajarshi was in the computer lab, watching funny football videos...
*Sir comes running and quietly stands behind him. *
*Rajarshi is in fits of laughter.*
*Sir quietly taps Rajarshi on his shoulder.*
Rajarshi, without looking back, says, "Dara na baara"

Mr. Raghunath:  “What men? …….My dear boys…… u belib me, all of u know physics” (He tried to say man but failed miserably)

Soham (on seeing Ayush complete the physics sums): “e ki re ami copy-i  korte parlam naa arr o beta hesh-o kore fello”

Rhythm (before entering the exam hall on the day of physics test):” Sunny, I need to pass man, please”

Saucy (before any test): “Bhai, don’t take stress and strain, Young’s modulus nikal jayega”

Francisco (before the second term exams in class XI):” Do you know the physics syllabus?”
Subhajit:“Amar naa kalke buke khub chest pain hochchilo”

Ayush (whenever he heard someone singing): “gana bandh kar yaar”

Sannidhya’s father (Science Exhibition Judge): What’s your name?
*silence for 3 seconds*
Sanni: Sir, My name is Sannidhya!!! I mean Sannidhya Kumar Ghosh.
Sanni (explaining the experiment): Sir according to the recent survey under taken by us.....
Judge: Ok Wait!!
*Aman  Immediately starts explaining the uses of our project though a slide show.*
Judge (to Aman): Wait! Explain me the circuit diagram to me
*SILENCE FOR 3 MINUTES*
Aman: Sir, these are wires, these are switches and there is a cell!
Judge: I mean the working of the circuit!
*SILENCE*
Aman : “Sir, I was given the responsibility of making the presentation and nothing more!"


Mustafa (making an announcement in class): "Guys I need to collect "money" for ....."
*A shoe is thrown at him by Tanumoy Majumder*

So Francisco had his shoes off in class one day.
Next thing he remembered, one shoe was in Srijan's guitar case, the other in the teacher's cupboard!


 "XIIA Forever"



Inputs by: Arka, Alekhya, Franco, Sannidhya, Archismaan, Kirit, Shambo, Aman, Chorbi, Shovic, Subhajit, Tanumoy, Soumyajit, Avik, Mustafa

Sunday, July 24, 2011

I'm Going To Miss


Don Bosco School, Park Circus

I'm going to miss my school
I'm going to miss my classroom
I'm going to miss those unforgettable moments in XII A
I'm going to miss THAT telephone
I'm going to miss the quarrels we had in class
I'm going to miss the school canteen a lot
I'm going to miss those 'free' math classes
I'm going to miss playing football daily
I'm going to miss bunking class in the loos
I'm going to miss all those council meetings
I'm going to miss all the Bosco fest work
I'm going to miss organising Bosco fest
I'm going to miss that quaint cyber cafe
I'm going to miss the randomness in the chemistry and physics labs
I'm going to miss borrowing stationery and conveniently forgetting to return it
I'm going to miss laughing uncontrollably
I'm going to miss skipping lines in the canteen
I'm going to miss yelling at the guards of the adjacent complex to return our football
I'm going to miss dodging my friends when I had food in my hand
I'm going to miss guys giving me back my empty tiffin box during class hours
I'm going to miss writing football squads in every notebook
I'm going to miss teasing juniors at times
I'm going to miss taking the trip of people
I'm going to miss KC and associates
I'm going to miss conveniently bunking Hindi classes
I'm going to miss all the house rivalry
I'm going to miss sports day
I'm going to miss marching once every two years
I'm going to miss strolling on the school corridors during school hours looking busy
I'm going to miss English classes and those video clips
I'm going to miss playing musical chairs daily
I'm going to miss emceeing Bosco Fest
I'm going to miss quizzing with the best in the city
I'm going to miss debating in school
I'm going to miss the fun at school fests
I'm going to miss Bosco Edit and the chance to defend my gold medal
I'm going to miss my Xuberance Trophy
I'm going to miss those failed moments of laughter
I'm going to miss the student council
I'm going to miss the school authorities
I'm going to miss doodling during literature classes
I'm going to miss drawing race tracks on the desks during the Hindi classes I attended
I'm going to miss entering exam halls knowing absolutely nothing
I'm going to miss 'studying' chemistry
I'm going to miss dancing on stage
I'm going to miss punishing boys for talking
I'm going to miss playing football in class
I'm going to miss begging boys to make house charts for the house board
I'm going to miss delegating orders to other people
I'm going to miss that boring paint job on the walls
I'm going to miss trying to beatbox on the last day
I'm going to miss class assemblies
I'm going to miss sleeping in class
I'm going to miss the all you can eat buffet in class
I'm going to miss the very last VALUE EDUCATION exam
I'm going to miss last minute cramming before exams
I'm going to miss asking people 'how much have you NOT studied' I'm going to miss laughing after getting answer scripts back
I'm going to miss Tanumoy's reaction after he won the inter house relay
I'm going to miss the nonsense we did during those boring retreats I'm going to miss my teachers, especially the funny ones
I'm going to miss Mr. and Mrs. Laboratory
I'm going to miss the science exhibition and the last ditch attempt to get a working model to actually work
I'm going to miss that horrible lunch we got on our batch party in school
I'm going to miss dancing in the auditorium while "munni got badnaamed"
I'm going to miss the game where we beat the school football team I'm going to miss the post sports day council craziness
I'm going to miss all that Cadbury silk and Frooti we gobbled up greedily
I'm going to miss my ESE brother
I'm going to miss putting on that uniform every morning
I'm going to miss roadhouse blues
I'm going to miss all our stupid lame and hilarious nicknames
I'm going to miss all this and a lot more
I'm going to miss everything about my alma mater

I'm going to miss DON BOSCO SCHOOL PARK CIRCUS...