You Are A Crazy Person...

You stumble and pick,

Through thin and thick!

You are a crazy person.

Graffiti and olive oil,

With this you toil.

You are a crazy person.

You fell for a man black,

Now cut me some slack!

You are a crazy person.

You know no fear,

Wipe away that tear.

You are a crazy person.

I call you dweebette,

Girl, buy me a corvette!

You are a crazy person.

We must soon meet,

Whether in rain or sleet!

You are a crazy person.

We met in June,

Have you seen the moon?

You are a crazy person.

Your DP is new,

People like you are few.

You are a crazy person.

And now I say bye,

With a wink of my eye.

You are a crazy person.

PS (to the artist of the image) : This was the only suitable image I could find. I hope you don't mind.
Photo Credit: Sayantani Mitra